Mudagog's Rhyme
Wun Halfling was liddle
He play wit his fiddle
In dungeons-a-jiggle
a sphynx bite his nipple
Ask him one great riddle
Wut green-and-a-nibble?
Halfling answer, Pickle!
The sphynx then would giggle
cast eight magic missile
Halfling then woulds-spend rest o'week in hospittle