Mudagog's Rhyme

Wun Halfling was liddle

He play wit his fiddle

In dungeons-a-jiggle

a sphynx bite his nipple

Ask him one great riddle

Wut green-and-a-nibble?

Halfling answer, Pickle!

The sphynx then would giggle

cast eight magic missile

Halfling then woulds-spend rest o'week in hospittle

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