Thank You, Denny Walvish
From the Swamps to the Skull Crags,
We had a single wish.
To silence a screeching half-dead cat,
So we thank you, Denny Walvish!
From all musicians far and wide,
With the highest of regards!
From vocalists to buskers,
Thanks for slaying the talentless Bard!
From all performers and all minstrels,
From all singers, all orchestrals!
A cheer with Allwyn's painful squish,
We thank you, Denny Walvish!
Day 1, Month 7 (Flamerule (Summertide)), 168 AR
"The Bard of the Boards"