The Art of Misplacing Banners

One might wonder how many board-posts can bloom within a single cycle.

However,

Let us pivot to something marginally more relevant: Banners.

Specifically, their sudden migration across the City.

While we do appreciate the enthusiasm of whoever has taken it upon themselves, whether assigned or simply brimming with initiative, to whisk our banners to strange and unexpected corners, we regret to inform you that this troubles us not.

Banners can be replaced.

In fact, they already have been.

There is a stockpile large enough to outlast even the most energetic collector, because this exact behaviour was predicted long ago and has lost all novelty.

Some banners appear to have vanished entirely.

We can only assume you have spirited them away to your homes.

We understand: our heraldry inspires!

If you wish to gaze upon it at night and drift into dreams of Briz'zek glory, we take no offense.

Adoration is welcome.

And should you desire a banner of your very own, all one must do is ask.

Next time, spare yourself the cloak-and-dagger routine.

Signed,
Advisor Zekrall Briz'zek.

Archduchess,

        Day 28, Month 2 (Alturiak), 188 AR (1388 DR)
        Xullthara Briz'zek