Miraculous Deliverance by ''Tandy Centpeg''
Just as our brave reporter was about to selflessly get BANISHED into the FRIGID LIMBO herself to get an interview with the Banished Heroine, a miracle occurred!
Matron Vavalsir'oan entered the Colosseum safe and sound!
HOWEVER, the situation develops rather rapidly, JUST AS OUR REPORTING IS WRITING THESE WORDS - MATRON GOES MISSING AGAIN, RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES! (talk about emotional rollercoaster, whatever that is)
The Chaos Witch responsible for the previous banishment denies any involvement. AND JUST as our reporter is WRITING THESE WORDS, Matron V. returns again! [[[OOC: probably just a relogin]]]
"If that spell never gets cast on me ever again, it'd be to soon.." stated Matron upon her FIRST return.
"It's a non-issue, really" defiantly states the brave Matron upon the request for a commentary regarding the whole affair.
"No one that is dumb enough to kill me would be smart enough to do something like that.." stated the assassination plot (or alleged "innocent tragedy") survivor
Regarding the means of the miraculous salvation Matron Vavalsir'oan stated:
"I don't beleive it was a divine intervention, probably the ley weakening or a miscalculation in the duration of the spell from the weave"
As a side note from our reported, with all respect to the banishing abilities of the Chaos Witch in question, the term 'miscalculation' can be hardly applicable, as no calculation seems to be taking place to begin with!
At any rate, as exhausted Matron is met by the worried members of her House, our reporter humbly gives way and room for the long-awaited reunion of the shaken House-mates.
As we can see, strange things happen in this world and... we are obviously still to make conclusions from the story and think of lessons it teaches us. Luckily it is not the Guldorand Herald's job to think for you, our job is to deliver the factual information as it is and as soon as possible!
11.7.184 AR, 11:45
Day 7, Month 11 (Uktar), 184 AR (1384 DR)
''Tandy Centpeg''