View source for Regarding the "Asteroid" attack allegations

It has come to our attention, that some surface degenerates from archives and public records (apparently "[degenerate Longfoot]" in particular) are spreading the false narratives regarding House [Sh'yalva], claiming that [Sh'yalvas] are somehow responsible for planning and execution of a failed attempt to bring an asteroid down on Arelith.

I'm not even quite sure where do they claim they've got this deranged load of rothe [iblith] from (if they even do, you surface gullies will eat up absolutely anything never questioning the mainstream narrative, and you exile those who don't, like the late [Kelly]) 

but, regardless whether they're merely re-iterating another liar's lie or spreading the fake "news" intentionally - as a historian and an ex-[Sh'yalva] daughter I will not tolerate this smear campaign any longer.

The slander against House [Sh'yalva] WILL cease.

Since, despite having great many spies and snitches deep within Andunor (yes, we know of them), you, IGNORANT BUFFOONS, are evidently too dumb TO READ the previous refutation I posted publicly on the HUB BOARD, I will address this matter in the language you fools understand, in simplest terms possible. 

0. I am an ex-Daughter of House Sh'yalva who participated in the very raid to what you call "Seloone's Tears" and the ritual that transpired there, and unlike you, BUFFOONS, I actually know what I'm talking about here;

1. House Sh'yalva has NOTHING to do with the planning and preparation of this aktion and has played only the most minor part in its execution (two of Sh'yalva daughters, including me, tagged along for the trip and read some incantations from a paper given to us by Hellbrecht)

2. The whole thing was a HELLBRECHT operation, from conception, planning and preparation to execution that resulted in ambush on Matron Virak;

3. The goal of the aktion was never the ACTUAL destruction of Myon, it was merely a  false flag attack staged by Hellbrecht to gain some petty "political points" on surface (engineer a fake threat that you yourself control, spread the panic, exploit the panic, "heroically" save the "grateful masses" from the threat you created yourself), "setting old difference aside in the face of the commmon enemy" and other sleazy manipulations only a gully like yourself would fall for;

4. Yes, it had always been a false flag attack with a nice bonus of leading a drow Matron into a trap in Myon, Hellbrecht never REALLY cared to actually destroy Myon, Sh'yalvas were used by the real mastermind of the aktion as a "scaredrow" for you idiots;

5. For the idiots claiming that House Sh'yalva was somehow responsible for the failed attack I reiterate that SH'YALVA has NOTHING to do with the operation - we never planned it, never prepared it, in fact, we were never even promised that it was to be about an attack on Myon beforehand, we were just promised a spelljammer trip to the stars (something long wanted to do myself, but had never been able to get in to the Gith spelljammer in Udos myself, despite bringing Gith over there), so, seeing that some human wants to take advantage of us and use us in their petty plot, but pays with an actual trip to the astral stars* we of course pretended to fall for it and tagged along, the thing about Myon never even came up before the sail, quite honestly, I don't even care about your surface settlements, you should all rot scorched by the sun and die in flames, for all I care.

Our participation was also minimal, out of 7 participants of the actual expedition there were only two Sh'yalvas (one of whom was me) - the organizer, who obviously was NOT SH'YALVA, was actually very strict about who gets on the board of spelljammer - was it organized by SH'YALVA, we wouldn't take ANY Viraks with us at all, but instead we'd take the Matron, Admiral, our slaves and males too (I'd buy some surface grapes to feed them with throughout the journey).

Prior to the journey we had no knowledge that a ritual would take place and only on board of the spelljammer, some half an hour or so before the ritual commenced I was given a paper to read from during the ritual, my line was something like 

"With hat in our heart
<br>and determination in our plight
<br>We have taken this rock
<br>and now control its flight",

which I did read to entertain the human who so generously organized the trip for us when prompted, afterwards they were also very explicit in forbidding me or my slave to take the "package" to deliver to the surface immediately, instead setting up a trap for Matron Virak, and BELIEVE ME, fairies, if it was up to me, the whole thing would play out VERY DIFFERENTLY and you wouldn't get a single drow captured and also your tiny world would be SURPRISED with what would happen, BUT, recognizing (quite wisely) our chaotic tendencies and anticipating a creative twist, Sh'yalvas were denied the right to deliver the "package", quite purposefully, by the real organizers of the aktion.

6. "But Eclavdra!" you'd say "this means that you were fooled by some mere primitive human to be used and disposed by them, ha, you're no better than Xun'viir and Briz'zek whom have sold themselves into thralldom to a couple of surface vampires who can't even learn the trade tongue but run an entire district of Andunor now"

  And I'd answer "Yes, that can be said, BUT, I haven't disgraced myself by partaking of dead human's contagious hemal fluid AND I did get to sail the stars, just as I wanted, so how about that, huh?"

7. With the above mentioned, your smear campaign against House Sh'yalva, claiming that Sh'yalvas were behind the failed attack on Myon will cease (again, if they allowed me to get my hands on the "package" events would play out rather differently).

  You see, I'm a historian, and I don't like false narratives being recorded and printed, because later people have to print NEW EDITIONS of old books and it's the most hateful process. 

  And, should you fail to retract your baseless and really deranged accusations, although I care little for your insignificant lives and so-called "surface" generally (I myself have only found about Myon 2 years after arrival to the island and I have only visited your hickish backwater village for the first time 6 months ago or so), 

  I may suddenly find interest in "Myonian" history and research and document more closely the 185AR incident when your "Black Archer" terrorists (including your would-be coronal) peculiarly carried out political assassinations of the opposition to Matron Faeris Xun'viir in Andunor creating a convenient backdrop for Faeris' false threat to the city she attempted to use to rally the district factions under her rule (she failed by the way, we're not so gullible) and thus, acting as hitmen for the drow who was supposedly responsible for destruction of your oak, or something.

  If you to talk to me in person, that can be arranged, if you send me a goblin (a little test for you idiots to deduce my contacts) and it manages to catch me when I'm around (these cycles I'm mostly vacationing, I won't tell you where exactly, of course, but I can tell you that it used to be a duergar city but ever since it's been conquered by the drow it's the most fun place and these cycles I can be find on the bottom of the bottle at a drug saloon within the local Theatre District, surrounded by many handsome and cute male performers), but, mind you, I will only speak to you on the Concourse or in the Hoof and I will only do so after 1 million coins is transferred to my account (the other 1 million you can send after we speak). 

  I hope you have a terrible cycle and

  PIKE OFF!

  --

  * I know you losers are so envious now, hahaha, yes I've been there and I was there first, you will have to die with that knowledge. 

       Day 23, Month 1 (Hammer (Deepwinter)), 187 AR (1387 DR)
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