The Sh'yalva Report №1

[A small drawing of a male drow running from a boulder while feverishly writing in a journal is drawn at the top - the boulder is labeled THE NEWS]

Hello, surfacers - here's some reports from the Sh'yalva Offices (situated in the Devil's Table if you want to leave us any hot tips!) about things that may be relevant to you:

Thievish Market - certain dens have unowned properties for any thief wanting a hide-out!

Kidnapping planned!? - But far too little information for this hint to be of any use to anyone.

Myonese Vampires? - Elves, hiding out in the darkness, biting innocents, and being incredibly attractive to human beings - it's more likely than you think. Someone ought to harass them about it.

War Drums!? - House Sh'yalva planning war with Bendir? Can they achieve infighting among the surface? Definitely not!

Necromancer in Your Midst!? - Ulrich, Guldorand citizen, proud creator of orphans, hides fleshless arm under sleeve! He also goes to the graveyard in the middle of the night and exhumes YOUR grandmother!

King of Cordor dead? - Witnesses were seen crying, running out of the palace - with the king dead, the future remains uncertain. Perhaps a more enlightened form of rule can be attempted?

And that's it for this cycle - don't forget: we hate you!

        Day 3, Month 1 (Hammer (Deepwinter)), 182 AR (1382 DR)
        Szordrin Sh'yalva